I remember when my sister was little she told me she knew how guys have sex. I asked her how and she told me they rub their butts together.
seems legit
That’s how I do it.
- Sister: Dave can you get cigarettes?
- Me: No.
- Sister: Why not?
- Me: You're not allowed to smoke.
- Sister: But you were smoking weed when you were my age!(she's 14)
- Me: Yeah, but I'm a fucking hypocrite.
- Sister: Smoking is gross anyway they're for my friend.
- Me: Oh, okay.
Damnit, it’s my stepdads birthday today.
Bunch of hateful cunts.
AND I SWEAR TO GOD, I’M GOING TO THROW A CHAIR AT THE NEXT MOTHERFUCKER THAT HAS THE AUDACITY TO CALL ME A GIRL FUCK.
Bad Luck Brian Plays Minesweeper
Minesweeper is programmed to never hit a mine on the first click…
(Source: webeopro)
I’m really excited
Oh god, I can’t stop laughing.
lmaooooo
(Source: g2bbg)
It’s kind of weird that I tell strangers on the internet real personal shit, while my own sister doesn’t even know I like men…
sun-shrine asked: OMG THE FILM IS SQUARE THAT'S WHY PHOTOS ARE SQUARE/RECTANGULAR THE IMAGE IS BURNED ONTO THE FILM THROUGH THE LENSE THEREFORE THE IMAGE IS CROPPED INTO A SQUARE
NONONONONO.
I ASKED MY MOM, SHE SAID TO STOP BOTHERING HER AND TO GET HER ANOTHER BEER.
IDK WHERE I WAS GOING WITH THIS, BUT AT ANY RATE IT’S MAGIC.
